Day 763: Superbowl, I guess?

The Superbowl surprises me every year. I’m not a sports guy. I just forget about it. But I do have sympathies of my sober fellow travellers on this day in particular, even more so than some holidays, as this is a key “buddy drinking” day in the sportosphere, and it must be hard as heck to “do” the Superbowl while staying booze-free.